I don't like Thursdays - a song

The silicon chip inside my head
Gets switched to overload
And everybody’s gonna go to bid today
In the hope to get a home
My baby doesn’t understand it
He always thinks I'm as good as gold
And he can see no reasons'
Cos there are no reasons
What reason do you need to be show-ow-ow-ow-own?

Tell me why I don’t like Thursdays
Tell me why I don’t like Thursdays
Tell me why I don’t like Thursdays
I wanna shoo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oot the whole day down

The PR machine is kept so clean
And it types to a waiting world
The father feels so shocked
Young son’s world is rocked
And their thoughts turn to that own little mum
A stigmum ain’t that peachy clean
Now that ain’t so neat to admit defeat
They can see no reasons'
Cos there are no reasons
What reasons do you need?
Oh Oh Oh Oh

Tell me why I don’t like Thursdays
Tell me why I don’t like Thursdays
Tell me why I don’t like Thursdays
I wanna shoo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oot
The whole day down, down, down, shoot myself down

And all the bidding's stopped in the home site now
I want to play with the dreams a while
And council's out early and soon you'll be learning
And the lesson today is how to die
And then the bullhorn crackles
And the captain tackles
With the problems of the how's and why's
And he can see no reasons'
Cos there are no reasons
What reason do you need to die, die?
Oh Oh Oh

And the silicon chip inside her head
Gets switched to overload
And everybody’s gonna go to bid today
In the hope to get a home
Her baby doesn’t understand it
He always thinks she's as good as gold
And he can see no reasons
Cos there are no reasons
What reason do you need to be show-ow-ow-ow-own?

Tell me why I don’t like Thursdays
Tell me why I don’t like Thursdays
Tell me why I don’t like I don’t like
(Tell me why) I don’t like Thursdays
Tell me why I don’t like I don’t like
(Tell me why) I don’t like Thursdays
Tell me why I don't like Thursdays
I wanna shoo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oot the whole day down

(Boomtown Rats featuring Stigmum)