P = Phones

"Spoke 2 Dobbie. Said I could use him but better if i didn't. I said i accept it's my responsibility. Shiiiiiiit! Sorry to text u but u understand!"

I hit "send" and the phone went blank, a black screen before me.

"Oh no!"
"What is it mummy?"
"My phone's gone blank."
"You've run out of juice."
"Yeah but I usually get a warning if that's going to happen."
"Why do you think it is then?"
"I think it's God. It's God telling me not to send it to a newspaper man, I've got to carry on going my own way."

We were in Sports Direct buying a pair of football boots promised to him by the Foca.
Recipient of my text was at a Bob Dylan concert.

How many roads must a human walk down,
before you can call them a human?
How many seas must a white dove sail,
before she sleeps in the sand?
And how many times must a cannon ball fly,
before they're forever banned?
The answer my friend is blowing in the wind,
the answer is blowing in the wind.

How many years can a mountain exist,
before it is washed to the sea?
How many years can some people exist,
before they're allowed to be free?
And how many times can we guys turn our heads,
and pretend that we just do not see?
The answer my friend is blowing in the wind,
the answer is blowing in the wind.

How many times must we guys look up,
before we see the sky?
And how many ears must one human have,
before they can hear people cry?
And how many deaths will it take till we know,
that too many people have died?
The answer my friend is blowing in the wind,
the answer is blowing in the wind.
The answer my friend is blowing in the wind,
the answer is blowing in the wind.

Yeah ok stig, song messer upper

I was sitting waiting for the sales assistant to come back. He tooks ages.

Can't phone a friend with a blank mobile now can I?

Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?

Me!