My friend Em's phwoartieth this weekend. She's sharing it with her neighbour. She's invited me to the celebrations in Cambridge!
"Shopping! Punting! Eating! Partying!" she said.
We're getting into a tardis and heading back to our past!
I say to the Government and the £238 million: SHOW ME THE MONEY!!
I say to myself and my bank account: FUCK THE MONEY!!
The timing couldn't be more perfect, though in my current mental minefield, I've no idea what shoes to pack....
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