Waiting for DHL

My camera is still in its DHL Express bag awaiting collection
I waited for DHL last Thursday. They didn't come.
I waited for DHL on Friday. They didn't come.
They've said they'll come today. I hope they come.
Boy's in after school club so I have five hours to play with.
What shall I do?
There is plenty to do.
Tidy up
Wash up
Do the laundry
Clear out some clutter
Buy a subscription to an online dating site
Wash up
Tidy up
Have headache
May buy subscription
They're offering a discount...
I could play with my profile
Change it
Tell my reality
Throw in a fairytale
See what I get
Launch myself into the decade
Then say bye to Cyberspace
and see who I see who sees me
here on the ground.

Hmmm, tis an idea...