"You're in the premier league mamma!"

My son said to me the other day:
"Mamma, you're in the premier league because you're the best mum in the world!"
"Ooh thank you baby!"
"You know what the premier league is?"
"No."
"It's the best football league."
"Oh ok! Cool!"
"The very very best is the championship league - like Arsenal and Barcelona."
"Oh right, ok."
"You're not in the championship league though."
"Oh? Why not?"
"Because you don't think you're the best."

(Taken from Notebook - 18th January)