Batten down the hatches: Idiom
to prepare yourself for a difficult period by protecting yourself in every possible way
Usage notes: When there is a storm, ships batten down the hatches (= close the doors to the outside) as protection against bad weather.
How do you do it? How do you batten down them hatches?
I use Al Cohol.
I used to do it with Nico Teen but these days it seems...
Tuesday, c'mon, I'd just sent off a somewhat tongue in cheek but also tragic article about my own personal circumstances and a picture of me to fully illustrate the point I was making.
Thirsty work that. Still don't know what response I might get. It was brave, what I did and I always toast my bravery (always? hic!)
Thursday the piece came out. Oh stiggers, what a big nose you have!
All the better to sniff out injustice my dear!
I was on a high. I had a Parent Council training session to go to followed by a Christmas party and I was just really happy, I guess.
Not even the Polish mother could burst my balloon though she very nearly did. A Daily Mail dream that one but I'm not going to write about her (again). It bothers me, that's all I'll say when people have got what they want and still find room to complain when their own country don't offer half what ours does (although the coalition is seeing to that) Not all Polish mothers are the same, Mistress Ha Ha's one but hopefully I don't need to tell you that. She's got more points than me again though..oh don't get me started...
Later that day, the school Christmas disco!! I'm looking after Juggling Mum's boy as her daughter's got a show elsewhere and supping beer with other parents as the boys..where are the boys..oh the boys are alright!
I drop off Juggling Mum's boy and she invites us in for some pasta. Oh wow: "I was going to take him to the Golden Arches," I accept, beaming and oh yes, I'd love a glass of wine!
On the way home, I buy another bottle. Cheap stuff from the corner shop.
When the Foca left me and I cried down a bottle and ended up puking, with my one year old oblivious in his cot, I swore I wouldn't drink alone. And I didn't. For years.
Nico Teen's gone now though.
On Thursday night I knew I had to send my article to the housing minister, shadow housing minister and deputy prime minister (glug glug) and I did that.
The next day, the next morning, I did that. I sent my article to the housing minister, the shadow housing minister and the deputy prime minister altogether under the caption "who cares?"
Oh hells bells, it's Christmas.,, I'll detox in January....