I've been quiet on the blog because quite frankly, I can't be arsed.
I'm not procrastinating, I'm procarsetinating.
Yes, makes me sound like a posh southerner when I say it aloud to friends so I say:
"I'm procrarsetinating cos I can't be arsed. Those that can't be arsed procrarsetinate."
Makes procastinate sound like something donkeys do and well, donkeys are more commonly recognised as work animals.
So there you have it.
Pro-crarse-ti-nate: To defer action; delay