Monday 28 December 2009

Heard the one about the three bears - nephew aged 14

The three bears come home from being out.

"Whose been eating my porridge?" booms Daddy Bear
"Whose been eating my porridge?" says Mummy Bear (in nephew's soprano voice)
"Never mind the porridge," squeaks Baby Bear. "Who's stolen the telly?"

(Did you make it up? asked Stigmum laughing. No replied nephew so cannot state the source!)

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