Oink Oink
Who's there?
Flu
Flu who?
Flukey high temperature thing with nausea feeling coupled with the runs on top of leaded eyelids that make you want to sleep all day
You swine
Perhaps not. Internet may say so but you have to be properly diagnosed.
I have a child to look after, I can't be having this
Tough titties mamma, I'm a pandemic, now take some paracetamol and take yourself back to bed.
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